Custody case public, other legal giggles!

A California superior court judge yesterday ruled that all the papers pertaining to Mikey and Big Deb's divorce/custody case be made public. This unsealing could reveal who actually fathered Prince I and Paris ...and finally lay to rest the lie that Mikey contributed anything other than cash to the conception of his first two children. (Though only the blind and those fans blinded by their own delusions would have believed otherwise.) It could also detail just how he was able to spirit "his" children out of the US, in spite of Big Deb's protests, and the law. Also this week Mikey was in London for another videotaped deposition, this time for the $4-million suit filed by Marc Schaffel. During the depo the always-appropriate Noseless One "giggled" and behaved oddly. When the case opens next month in LA the jury will see this taped performance, complete with contradictary statements to his earlier testimony. We sure hope some of these taped depo moments make it onto the web; it'd be cool to see a mash-up of Mikey's loopiest moments set to a corresponding soundtrack of hoooooos, hee-hees and shimonas... could tide us all over till that katrina single, new rap single, new album new anything makes an appearance. Read Roger Friedman's column detailing Mikey's sucky legal week here.