Makeover, schmakeover!

Every so often we hear tell of some radical new image change Mikey's undertaking, as if that would solve his now-dead career's problems. Then we hear and see nothing: phew! The latest Mikey makeover advisor is someone named DJ Whoo Kid (who?!) and he's recommending an image change that includes becoming a rapper sporting super-expensive jewelry and a lot less hair. He also thinks Mikey should ditch the "spaceship" clothes. We don't know about you but somehow the idea of Mikey becoming a bling-laden rapper really doesn't work. And, besides it's already been done. See the pic and feel the thug magic. Oooh, we're afraid. One thing wouldn't need to change, though. Most rappers refer to their associates as their "boys" and in Mikey's case it's certainly apt.