Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Which 'World' is that exactly?!

Roger Friedman today reports that with the help of Dieter Weisner (unindicted co-conspirator and money-making-scheme dreamer-upper) Mikey will have a new book out in three weeks called 'My World, Vol. 1.' Don't worry, it's not a book with, like, words in it. It's a photo book. And, because it's labeled "official" we suppose it won't show what Mikey's world is actually like. Meaning we probably won't be treated to pictures of Mikey fleeing the country after his unbelievable acquittal, imploring "stars" to be part of his still-unreleased-even-now charity single, begging for spending money in various palaces in the Middle East, lurking behind the window treatments in hotel rooms and the homes of former boy-friends, trolling at amusement parks and malls, trying on various Muslim ladies garments and just plain being a complete freakazoid. April 17th is the date for the global release of the book, which will include poems and drawings by Mikey and the lyrics to a song written especially for his fans, called 'You Are So Beautiful." We're not sure exactly which fans Mikey's referring to but the ones we usually see are clearly insane, unkempt, obese, oily and accessorized with a poorly-worded placard, wearing a slogan tee shirt that reads "He's 10000000000% inocint!" Even allowing for differing standards of beauty and that whole 'eye of the beholder' thing, they ain't. But we guess if they buy the book he'll continue to tell them what they want to hear. From the look of the pages shown here a good alternate title would be: 'My World: Living in the Past'. Read Rog's report of Mikey's latest doomed-to-failure project here.

1 Comments:

Blogger Night Owl! said...

exactly, it's time they stopped flogging those pics of mikey on his tip-toes and face facts: he's an old perv with a wrecked face and no real home any longer...

a true stranger in a strange land...

9:57 AM  

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