Llamas flee Neverland, don't look back!

Everyone's next-favorite Neverland beast, the llamas, have finally found a safe haven away from the amusement park/boy lure. (Bubbles! Bubbles is everyone's fave.) Also high-tailing it were an alpaca, a camel and "a bunch of other animals" according to good ol' Roger Friedman. We're not sure who took them where, but you can bet it's what's known as 'a better place'. Marine World had apparently been sniffing around the Neverland zoo but we don't know if it was them that did the honors. Other zoo/animal related news: the suit against Mikey by Dr. Martin Dinnes, veterinarian, is ongoing and is for $91,000 in fees. Also of concern are the remaining two-legged workers at Neverland who are now in their 9th week without pay, while their numbskull employer lives it up at the Dorchester in the UK. Why do they stay? We think it might have something to do with some kind of abuse syndrome. Rog also brings up a possible "glitch" in the the Fortress/Citigroup deal that could portend even more bad news for Mikey. Oh, and he has a new advisor... don't worry she's not an attorney. We don't know what she is exactly other than she's the (follow along) daughter of O.J. Simpson lawyer/poet, the late Johnnie Cochran's, mentor, Gerald Lenoir. Her name's Gaynell Lenoir and it's been said she's been advising Mikey for a year. Well, now we know who to blame for several things. We wish Miz Gaynell good luck and a swift recovery from whatever head injury contributed to her taking Mikey on as a client! Rog's latest is here. Note: the llama's on the left.