From the 'Bizarre Even for Mikey' file...

Scotsman.com International News is reporting that Mikey was slated to sign a contract to set the late Pope John Paul's prayers to music. As if that news in itself wasn't nutty enough the story goes on to say that (usual) attention whore, Mikey, got spooked when the news leaked and photogs showed up and he 'fled' the city rather than go through with the deal. Mikey miss out on signing a lucrative deal with the Vatican because of publicity?! What's this world coming to? Less surprising, the church representative, Father Guiseppe Moscati, said that Mikey's past would not be a barrier to his taking on the Holy Father's project. Very forgiving, that church, where a little man/boy lovin' is concerned... Fear not, holy seers, the parties are going to see if they can still work it out, once they find out where exactly Mikey's got off to at the moment. How hard could it be to find this guy? He's the one lookin' like skeletor in a grim-reaper's shroud, with a couple of kids whose heads are wrapped like molotov cocktails! Read about the Vatican's aborted bid for a (puckish) Pope, (madcap) Mikey project here.