Guess who?!

Now, who could that be hiding behind those curtains? Who is it that alerts town security to their presence, then peeks out from behind the homely drapes of their hosts' modest abode to wave at their verrückt German fans? Whose hand has that hideous cast — part cadaver, part soiled disposable diaper — sticking out from behind their boy-toy's parents' window coverings? Who could that be wearing a leftover wig from Tim Burton's 'Planet of the Apes' and too much mascara in Hamburg? Who?! Well, we all know who! It has to be the ever-deluded Queen of Poop, Mikey himself! So shy, so demure, so freakin' nutso at all times! Why he's left the comfort of Prince Mo'money's palace for this lowly comparative lean-to in cold Germany can only be imagined... Thankfully, Michael K., of D-listed blog, treats the subject with the appropriate level of respect here. And be sure to catch his reader's comments on the subject, they might be even meaner than my blog's readers! (Kidding, kidding! I know my peeps here are the meanest... and I love y'all for it!)

NOTE: Jackolandia's publishing from their new HQ now but due to tech diffs is only able to get dial-up at the moment! Yes, dial-up: slow, torpid, crawling, frustrating dial up.... It may take a full 5 (business) days before I'm back on high-speed, so bear with me. Plus, the kitchen's demolished, the floors are ripped up and there's more deconstruction coming tomorrow, but thanks for all your good wishes.