PETA pans zoo, too!

Finally! People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is raising a stink over the Neverland zoo animals being kept in "cruel conditions" there. They are recommending that the zoo be shut down and the animals moved elsewhere. All of this came about when Peta people saw photos showing the animals in shocking conditions (surrounded by their own feces, standing in blood or in cramped, inhumane settings) and heard stories that the animals' food supply was fast-dwindling. The usually voluble Brian "Ox" Oxman was quoted saying "that Michael Jackson did not wish to comment on this story." Now, there's a surprise. Here's the poop.
We think it's only a matter of time till Ray-bonehead makes an "official" announcement laying out how it's all Bubbles' fault somehow!