The big, ongoing, wait-for-it, finish!

Yawn... oh, sorry! Such exciting news here at Jackolandia and we're actually kinda bored! As you can see by looking at the official 'Lyin'-Sack-o-Meter' it's day 127 in the Mikey charity single waiting game... so, don't hold it against us when we yawn, even in the face of official Prince Mo'money "it's almost done!" messages. It's just that we've been hearing this for months now and even with some new names attached to the project, including Keisha Cole (?) and Ciara (?), it's hard to get all worked up about it. O'course Snoop D-O-double G is still in the mix (hell, he even did a commercial gig with Lee Iacocca recently, so he's not picky) as well as Mikey's fellow underage sex aficionado, R. Kelly (birds of a feather sing together apparently). Our fave line of the story, and the one sure to set FF hearts aflutter with undying Mikey-hope, reads that the song is due out "very soon". Oh, right, you can read it here. Meanwhile, in New Orleans, the excitement over the upcoming single remains oddly muted.