Animals okay, big Ox thrilled!

The feds, in the form of a Department of Agriculture inspector, have determined that there has been no mistreatment of the animals in the zoo at Neverland. Responding to PETA's complaint that the animals were being kept in filthy, cramped surroundings and were not well cared for, the inspector said he was "unaware of any violations of the Animal Welfare Act at Neverland." Brian Oxman, winner of the Baloo lookalike competition and Jackson family confidant/attorney, said that he found the inspector's comments "nice." Awwww. Now, the PETA equivalent for humans needs to be notified so that they can send an inspector to Neverland as well. This time for the remaining staff still hanging on there. We hear their food rations are getting really low, too! Read about the phew-inducing-for-team-Mikey inspector's report here.