Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Abaya guy!

During a shopping trip at a Bahrain mall Wednesday, Mikey was spotted wearing the conservative dress of the Bahraini Muslim woman called abaya. For his shopping outting he was wearing a slimming abaya in black that included face and head covering as well as black gloves. He was holding the hand of one small white child and his head was swaddled in black, too. A woman in a similar black get-up followed with two other kids with their heads wrapped. (We assume that woman was nanny, Grace Rwarmba.) This woman asked photographers to respect their privacy and told them they were scaring the children. Wha?! Daddy's dressed like a very religious Muslim mommy — their heads are clumsily wrapped with black yardage — and the photogs are scaring the kids?! H'oh, boy, those po' kids. Read about (and see) the latest mall fashion for American lady-men living in Bahrain by clicking here. Should you want to model your mall behavior on Mikey's and head down to the local Wal-Mart in your own abaya click here for a good deal!

10 Comments:

Blogger Night Owl! said...

internet shopping? how's that gonna humiliate the kids by dragging them out and parading them in public with junk over their little bewildered faces? i love the irony of concealing the kids' identities and not exposing them to a prying public by making them instantly recognizable as the daddy's little unfortunates. completely, utterly, criminally, ridiculous!

10:38 AM  
Blogger Night Owl! said...

that's been my question since forever: why is mikey getting a pass with his loony behavior in such a repressive culture... they're not exactly known for freak-flag-flyin'! i guess since he's flitting around at the behest of Prince Mo'Money he's getting away with it... We just wish the king would put his foot down and boot the dope!

12:37 PM  
Blogger Night Owl! said...

hmph... if only...

12:53 PM  
Blogger Stare Girl said...

Mikey won't shop on the internet because he doesn't get the attention when he does that.

5:35 PM  
Blogger Night Owl! said...

actually, i think he probably shops quite avidly for, ahem, specialty items he has need of...

5:48 PM  
Blogger Night Owl! said...

right! and his fans are the only people who believe those are mikey's natural offspring — which means they believe that skin lighteners and vitiligo trump DNA in the heredity department! those ain't mikey's kids cuz they don't have no black in 'em... i've seen mikey's baby pics and they don't look like blanket!

we don't know who's more willing to live in complete denial more: mikey or his fans!

7:05 PM  
Blogger Night Owl! said...

right... i just a news-at-11 promo showing the pic of mikey in the abaya and the voiceover was saying that it's news globally and there may be repercussions... here's hopin'!

9:47 PM  
Blogger Night Owl! said...

welcome, guinastasia, nice to see a fellow cancer on-board the jackolandia express!

1:06 PM  
Blogger Night Owl! said...

public flaying? sounds like it could be an islamic punishment for something... surely it could fit some crime of mikey's... hmmm...

1:25 PM  
Blogger Stare Girl said...

Dang Flo, your link didn't work :( I've seen pics of Blanket, and he is as european looking as they get.

boltmain, I knew you were joking about the internet, I was also being lighthearted.

2:11 PM  

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