Prince NO'mo'money

We knew it was just a matter of time till Mikey's middle-eastern hijinks would put the kibosh on his extended stay in Bahrain, and it's finally happened. Whether it was the Muslim cross-dressing, the water slide lycra atrocity or maybe Mikey cavorting with his now-aged-for-him boy-toys, it's over! According to Roger Friedman, the al-Kalifa clan has finally cut Mikey off and that's the reason he's been traveling, first to Germany, then to Italy. And not by private jet, either but in business class! He's found other short-term sponsors in Bahrain but he's essentially using that fedora as an alms bowl now. Meanwhile, back in the states, his Fortress Investments loans are coming due on February 20th and with that more problems for the pallid pervo. Cue Raybonehead to announce a new charity single, this time for Mikey himself's benefit. And Jermaine better sew up that Armenian deal, quick... the Jackson's are gonna need a place to stay! Read about the latest dire-ness here.