MJ mines Dimond reports in Schaffel case!

Longtime Mikey nemesis and uber-fan BJ Hickman's fave target, the lovely Diane Dimond, is being subpoenaed as a witness for Mikey in the Marc Schaffel lawsuit. Mikey's side is hoping to use reports gathered by the lovely DD to prove that Schaffel was a gay porn producer. Hmmm... we thought everyone already knew this, Mikey as well, so how this will help him prove he doesn't owe Schaffel $4-million is anyone's guess. In fact we thought that it was because Schaffel was a producer of what is known in the porn world as 'barely legal' gay porn, that Mikey was associated with him at all! Go figure. Also being called are former Dimond colleague, Harvey Levin, pear-shaped loser and longtime Team Jackson wide receiver, Brian Oxman and Mikey's (thanklessly employed) accountant, Alan Whitman. MIA from the list are business advisor (?!) Alvin Malnik and garage-bound longtime Mikey assistant, Evvy Tavasci. The case is due to go to trial on the 19th of June but fans shouldn't get their sequinned glove(s) out of storage yet: Mikey's so skittish about being arrested for something, anything!, by the Santa Barbara DA's office that he's staying right where he is. Namely cruising up da' Nile at breakneck speed. Read Rog's latest here. We offer a pic of the lovely DD holding up a large tome from the Mikey bedside reading collection called 'The Boy'. No 'barely legal' depictions of nude boys in this book, they're fully underage! Ah, art.