W. W. J. D.?

Mikey, Islam's newest acolyte, 15-person entourage in tow, had a mall amusement arcade closed today for an hour as part of his Christmas celebration. Wha?! We've always felt that if you must have a faith-based life at least make it ecumenical, but what will his prospective fellow Muslims think of this religious mash-up?! Will his instruction in that religion be set back now? Will he have to do extra credit? ("I will NOT celebrate Christian holidays, 100 times!) And, what of conservative Christians — since when does celebrating Christ's birth involve roller-coaster riding and going on the maze? What Will Jacko Do next for soul replenishment if he gets booted by his Islamic hosts? The answer is: whatever he pleases! Read about the wrongheaded outing here.