Does Santa wear lipstick?

On that long and growing list of people Mikey's stiffed with impunity, his Neverland employees seem the most pitiful. They've gone a full month without pay and have heard their workplace is being sold but haven't seen or had word from the boss in six months. And, the rent's due and it's Christmas! Roger Friedman says the word is checks may arrive this afternoon. This is good news for the fast-dwindling staff at Neverland but that's not all Santa's got for them: they get Monday off, too! This additional bit of good news prompted a quick-witted staffer to note that that might be a good day to hit the unemployment office. Read it here.