Oh, get real!

Maybe it's an effort on the part of the Jackson family to stave off some of the coming devastation from Mikey's various defaults and possible foreclosures, maybe they just don't got no good sense, but the Jackson family's shopping a reality show! It will actually focus on the second generation of Jackson offspring and their musical aspirations, along with input from Auntie LaToya and Uncle Jermaine (those poor kids, screwed before they can start their careers!) We're not sure if Uncle Mikey will make an appearance, but we're hoping that when he does it's via satellite from the common room in some Arabian prison. Hey, I can dream, right?! Read about the unreal project here.