Michelvis Jacksley?

Now that Raymone Bain has assuaged our collective fears by assuring us that Mikey's both "healthy and happy," let's think about his latest same-shit-different-package plot to make some dough. It was reported that Mikey was following in the footsteps of Elvis (the King of Rock) by releasing in the UK, a series of 20 of his greatest singles between January and May. Read about it here.

We all know this isn't the first time Mikey's tried to associate himself with Elvis' name to boost his own. Remember that whole 'King of Pop' nonsense was a response to Presley's King of Rock title. Then there was the bizarro-even-for-him marriage/publicity stunt to Elvis' daughter, Lisa Marie ("... and they said it wouldn't last" followed by the world's most unbelievable and awkward kiss on MTV). And, now this. If it weren't for Raymone's rumor-quashing it would be easy to believe that Mikey's next Elvis-step would be a less-than-dignified heart attack (brought on by years of drug abuse) after falling face down off the toilet. Guess there's still next week...