Bain's game: Red light, green light!

Our favorite "blonde" publicist/spokesperson, Raymone Bain, issued a statement today that seemed to threaten legal action against all who dare "impugn" Mikey's good name by saying he's abusing drugs, overdosing and less than "healthy" and "happy." Claiming to have been working with Mikey all week on his endless charity single (along with unnamed "other artists") she advised that Mikey's "tolerance level had come to an end." What isn't mentioned in the story is where she issued the statement from. Is she in Bahrain with Mikey? Was she just in touch with him over the phone, working on the single via multi-artist conference calls? The always colorful Bain implied a future smackdown to Mikey detractors, saying: “The Green light that people have thought they have had to willfully impugn Michael Jackson's character and integrity has now become Red.” [Why she had to capitalize the words "red" and "green" is beyond me!]

Guess we'll be seeing lots of courtroom drama in the coming weeks as these threatened suits on Mikey's behalf clog the legal system... Does this mean he'll be coming back to the U.S.? It'd be nice to see him looking all happy and healthy again! Read about it here.