Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Mikey looks like number 2!

People magazine is featuring its Top 10 Style Moments of 2005 and you knew Mikey had to make an appearance. After all, who else rocked the style boat as much this year?! Armbands? Yep, in gold, red, black, you name it. Watch fobs? Natch! Brocade waistcoats, military medallions and aviator shades? Yessirree! Sometimes all at the same time! Even post-trial Mikey was willing to take a fashion risk: how 'bout his water park ensemble, a head-to-toe, skintight, white lycra body suit? Daring fer sure... There was news of a butch hip-hop makeover that somehow never materialized, but if it had we're sure it would've been muy macho. The Mikey look that made People's list, however, was none of these. Instead it was his please-help-me-to-the-psych-ward outfit of billowy blue pyjama bottoms, hideous sandals and white socks, a henley-collared tee and a too-big blazer accessorized with the vacant stare of a catatonic zombie. Hot! Sadly, Mikey didn't take the top prize for the year, he only comes in second. You'll have to click here to see the feature, as well as the tacky winner of the top prize.

3 Comments:

Blogger Night Owl! said...

i hear shooting himself in the foot was his next step... since he'd already used a "spider bite" during another court case: whatta pathetic creature!

4:09 PM  
Blogger Night Owl! said...

i must admit i'm mystified as to how mikey's allowed to run his game in an arab country of all places, what with all the restrictions and bizarre rules (bizarre to my way of thinking) of islamic traditon... is he really there as a curiousity, an oddity for prince mo'money's amusement... i think it's only a matter of time till the blush is off the rose, whether it's for one of mikey's compulsions or just cuz the prince's family tells him to knock it off, you gotta get rid of this idiot!

4:14 PM  
Blogger Night Owl! said...

outta touch with reality is mikey's usual state of being... there can be no other explanation for his behavior...and despite raymone's protestations, drugs and alcohol must figure in...

4:52 PM  

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