Folie à Deux

"Okay, this could work, hear me out: first Marlon Brando will interview Michael Jackson about his life, with Neverland as the backdrop. Then, in return, Michael will interview Brando on his private polynesian island. It'll be great! Michael and Marlon will make tons of money, the whole country will tune in to see these two legends interact in their 'natural' habitats and it'd be a big publicity boost for both — they would both regain respect lost due to their crazy celebrity antics and public family dysfunctions! A two-part socko network special: let's do it!"

Okay, we all know it never happened. Brando died, Mikey let his dark urges get the best of him (again) and the nation was cheated out of the chance to see two men ruined by decades of self-indulgence and an inability to deal with reality display their craziness openly on network TV. Read Mikey's breathless early-morning big pitch for the project to Marc Schaffel here.